Church Announcements
July 23rd, 2007
Hi Folks,
This is a repost from one of my groups, I got everything but the Laffy Taffy–would anyone care to elucidate?
Church Announcements:
The Pastor would like to thank all of you who paid your tithes last week. With the high price of gas — every little bit helps. And, he wanted us to mention that if you write a check, please make sure that it does not bounce. He said that you are still encouraged to pay your tithes and God only wants 10%, but if your check bounces we gone take 25%.
From the health ministry: The usher board has asked those frequent shouters who routinely pass out on the altar to please wear clean underwear. Let your praise be holy, not your draws. Amen.
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